I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
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We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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