Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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