she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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