We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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