What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I think I just shit out all my problems.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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