would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
