so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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