OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
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The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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