I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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