I think I died a long time ago.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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