Do vagina's smell?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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