just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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