Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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