You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he fucked my hip out of place.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
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I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
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Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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