Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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