I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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