I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
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Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
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no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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