my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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