Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
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there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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