dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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