Where are you?
In a non slutty way
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
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i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
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She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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