he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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