when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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