whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
We were destined to go to rehab together
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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