It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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