he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
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I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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