YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???