The brown eye won't let me do that either.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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