When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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