I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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