We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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