i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
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Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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