She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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