Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
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The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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