How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
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Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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