Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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