I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
4 words: hood of his car
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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