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All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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