i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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