PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
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Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
If I had your ass I would rule the world
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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