Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
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i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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