is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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