what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
Randomize
