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Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
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Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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