I'm drive I can fine osifer
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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