dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
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So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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