Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
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I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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