For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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