He is an equal opportunity slut.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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