apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
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he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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