I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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