Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
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