you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
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this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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