I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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