the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
where are you?
Hypothermia
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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