i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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