Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
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it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
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I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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