Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
You made out with two different species that night
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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